Posted by
Ralphie Parker on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 3:01:13 AM
Hi there. I've been having a swell time traveling the country, explaining the evils of the Fraters Libertas gang. And even though I've been real busy, I've had a chance from time to time to see the comments from Kim, who is Chad's Seoul City Sue, the siren of the Gopher State. She may try to entice me, but I'm never going back. In fact, Chad, I know you are still trying to find me, so let's see if this helps. Am I here?
Yes, that's right, sports fans. Chicago. Could I be somewhere in the Windy City, getting my dose of cold for the Winter?
Or am I back in the South, at the world famous Coke Museum in downtown Atlanta, Georgia? Who needs beer, Chad, when you can have a Coke this big?
The Underground is where Atlanta really got its start as a city, back in the 1830's, when it was a railroad town. Now that I've successfully escaped the clutches of Chad and his fellow reprobates from the Fraters Libertas, and have seen a lot of this fine country so far, and have met so many wonderful, helpful people, this spot gave me an idea. The underground railroad was famous for freeing slaves by sneaking them out of the South into the North. Now that I've found my way out, I feel I owe it to my fellow bobbleheads, the ones that are still held captive on mantles and bookshelves everywhere, to create a way for their escape. I dream one day for bobbleheads of all size and shape and color to not be bought and sold as possessions, but to be able to roam the country free.
Chad, naturally, is against this idea. He wants me back in his house, under his control,
used as a gimmick to annoy poor Hugh Hewitt and his able sidekick, Duane.
This is out in front of Atlanta's city hall. The inscription at the bottom says 'Honor's Path He Trod.' This certainly couldn't apply to Chad the Elder. I've seen him in hotel rooms. His plaque would read No Honor Bars Left Untried.
I think I may stay in Atlanta for a couple more days. It's a beautiful city, and I'm not sure Chad knows where Georgia is on a map, anyway. He's allergic to anything below Iowa. I'll post more pictures if I can.